all time (so far) favourite quotes

"i'll shove that ball up your mouth" - mr.arul

"go tanglin eat fries" - rishi

"fries and rice rhymes...very nice" - parody of rishi

"down 10 or u support tottenham" - mr arul

"Why are the captains not doing their jobs? do you want me to be the mother hand of the team?" - mr arul

"one day we are gonna run out of balls..we'll and up playing with stones..." 2 days later..after stealing some hockey balls...and mr arul finds 35 hockey balls in his black genie bag.."one day we are gonna have so many balls we'll end up playing with gold" - tales of the missing hockey balls

"defence is key" - mr arul

"et tu grid"- joshua chan on mr arul's passion for the sport that has white flying hockey balls...

" i need a pusher who has long limbs! then can play..."- mr arul

"appa lah u" - mr arul

"the goalkeeper is 60 % of the team!"- mr arul

"sorry lah.." -FEK now FEIK on "being yourself"

"very meili..ahh...." - FEK now FEIK ob "being yourself"

"tahir is the bomb" - Joshua on "tricks to get a free taxi ride home"

"I am Cristiano Hagreaves" - Akhilesh on his thank you speech after being chosen as captain of C

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"fug u la jeebai"- akhilesh on "how to get a pink form on your sister's birthday"

please give some quotes that u have in mind