Wednesday, June 25, 2008

match against temasek poly

okay guys...we played very well and even mr arul and nunis said we played very well... we lost 3-1 but hey..against 18 or 19 year olds....kudos to bryan who scored the sole goal for sji....a hit at the d... good goal!... plus we made first blood..... Temasek poly is good and getting 3-1 is amazing....3-1 against tp and our past result with northland 6-0...is just so weird...so come on...we have improved...let's be happy and play our best against teck whye and we msut win!...we win oh my god..everyone will be s happY!..

Benjamin looks like a good defender...finally mr arul has opened his eyes! then...darrel improved....keenan's hits are bouncy but just the direction and accuracy is problem...but i was very shocked when it went pass so many temasek players! keenan..hope u don;t get too complacent...coz i heard one guy telling another guy in the second half...who said.."oh my god...their last man can hit better than you!" lol!.... and alexis has improved too... coleman played very well today..going pass people...doing his tick tocks...zeng kai also...bryan and akhi of course played well...yiwen would have done very well if he just didn't solo but obviously he played well...good reverse shot...samuel played well too...and some of the subs played well also....nto to forget hass who did an awesome job... and theseira was good for his first game...;but should stnad in the center rather than stand on the extreme right....

GUYS! we can do it...we can really really do it! we can beat teck whye.... but don't be so complacent..just play how we played today...

Friday, June 20, 2008

'We can do it'

To the top 20 players:

Yo teammates. Lets face it, we're in a tough group. But think of it this way, theoratically, we're better than all 3 of the teams we're against. Saints, Tech Whye and Orchid Park. They didn't get top four but SJI, we did last year. WE CAN DO IT AGAIN this year. Many of us are freaked out that we're playing Tech Whye away. But we drew with them last year and we must and will do it again. C'mon guys, it is possible really...

Here are some examples...

Man United vs Man City 1-2
Man United vs Porstmouth 0-1
AC Milan vs Arsenal 0-2
Liverpool vs Man U 0-3

and many more...

Furthermore, we won Saints by a goal last year. Lastly, against Orchid Park, we should and must definetely thrash.

But...
If we do lose any of the matches (which we shouldn't),
say this to yourself,

'Don't lick your wounds',
'celebrate them',
'this are the scars of a true competitor'.

Guys, we should face each match a sole intention of winning or drawing. Losing is not the option. For every match play your hearts out regardless of the circumstance. Do it with confidence and believe that we can win. Never give up.

We CAN make it to top 4. Believe in yourselves guys!! When there's a will, theres a way.

But till then, work as hard as you can in training. Work on your strength not weaknesses.

'Ora Et Labora'
Posted by Coleman (Still the co-owner of this blog)

season...starts for us on 3rd july 2008 let's not make it end so early

okay so the top 20 i think..coz i didnt go training today..
Top 20

1.hass ...gk
2.keenan ....center back
3.darrel ...left back
4.alexis ...right back
5.bryan ...sweeper
6.akhilesh ...center half
7.zeng kai ...left half...
8.coleman ...right half
9.yiwen ....center half
10.kumarr ....right forward
11.samuel lim ...left forward
12.ryan theseira ...reserve gk
13.benjamin ...reserve right back
14.jeter ...reserve forward
15.arvinth
16.dennis
17.daniel
18.jeremy
19.shawn
20.rishi
(for those whose position nevr say ...its coz arul never say what position u all lpayin')
some say we are screwed some say we got hope...i think we can do this...

our group is tough...

first match against teck whye in their homeground ..it will be intimidating...but we can do this...just think we are playing in ccab or something...becoz...we have never played in teck why pitch before..and lets hope it's not so bad...but come one we can do this..we drew with them twice we lost to them 2-0 once...but we can do it....

second match is against orchid park and third against saints..

we have to win saints or teck whye and win orchid park to gurantee a qualification for the top 8...

we are rumoured to be in the group of death...but come on if netherlands can trash france we can win either saints or teck whye............................................................

Monday, June 16, 2008

another arul quote i heard today...

"okay so the shortcorner team will go to sji and SHUT UP I'M TALKING HERE! and mr zul will supervise u"

okay so season is approaching fast..i dunno who can be good reserves..other than benjamin,jeter and dennis...the rest dont look promising unless....sec 2s step it up a notch..like jerette, daniel...

just stating the facts...there are some guys selected for barkerites..some ppl plz inform coleman sams and akhi...i try infrom them tmrw... the rest print out the form fomr www.shf.com i think....

Friday, June 13, 2008

all time (so far) favourite quotes

"i'll shove that ball up your mouth" - mr.arul

"go tanglin eat fries" - rishi

"fries and rice rhymes...very nice" - parody of rishi

"down 10 or u support tottenham" - mr arul

"Why are the captains not doing their jobs? do you want me to be the mother hand of the team?" - mr arul

"one day we are gonna run out of balls..we'll and up playing with stones..." 2 days later..after stealing some hockey balls...and mr arul finds 35 hockey balls in his black genie bag.."one day we are gonna have so many balls we'll end up playing with gold" - tales of the missing hockey balls

"defence is key" - mr arul

"et tu grid"- joshua chan on mr arul's passion for the sport that has white flying hockey balls...

" i need a pusher who has long limbs! then can play..."- mr arul

"appa lah u" - mr arul

"the goalkeeper is 60 % of the team!"- mr arul

"sorry lah.." -FEK now FEIK on "being yourself"

"very meili..ahh...." - FEK now FEIK ob "being yourself"

"tahir is the bomb" - Joshua on "tricks to get a free taxi ride home"

"I am Cristiano Hagreaves" - Akhilesh on his thank you speech after being chosen as captain of C

div

"fug u la jeebai"- akhilesh on "how to get a pink form on your sister's birthday"


please give some quotes that u have in mind

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

tales of the missing hockey balls : where did they come from (the sequel)

Synopsis: first there were lost balls...and then mr arul and his crusaders were on the loop to find out where were the lost balls.? then they suspected soem people...and now they have extra hockey balls....for some it may be good... but for the guardians of the mystic hockey balls...it's bad..... heavier bags to carry...our poor fragile bones to crack....what's this? we must find out where are these idiots who keep putting extra balls come from.... now isntead of 15 to 18 balls we now have 35 BALLS!

possibility #1 : mr arul had it all along.... he just loved to see us get scolded and get punished...maybe he is a sadist....(maybe) no accusations....it's a possibility....

possibility #2 : those greedy mystic ball thieves learnt their lessons....is there a robin hood amongst our poor fellowship of the mystic balls? who steals from the rich (possibly st tereasa) and gives those wonderful awesome white balls to the poor fellowship....

possibility #3 : it's mr arul's birthday some time soon and this is our birthday present to this wondeRUL i mean wonderful....coach....


for more insight and updates to find out what happened to these wonderul i mean wonderful white spherical objects that excites many of the fellowship.....stay tuned Tales of the Missing Hockey Balls : Where Did they Come From??

to purchase a copy get it in your local hockey ball stores now called hockey ball heaven...(p.s..don't get it from FEK his balls drop areadi.."tuk..tuk...tuk"-mr arul...for other places go to lake khalsa...mount scc.....Jungle Jansenite...

Monday, June 9, 2008

Tales of the missing hockey balls - where did the hockey balls come from?

The new guardians of the wise black goblet of balls...are Sunlord Keenan,GWBGB, MonkLord Zeng kai,GWBGB and Dark Sithlord Kumarr,GWBGB

.....recent findings... tuesday is mr arul's horse's name
..... Master Akhilesh doesn not know what cows drink...
.....some C div Hockey striker has a girlfriend...(according to our master....)

but now...insight to where did the extra 3 hockey balls come from?

possibilities....

#1....from the rich urban hot sky where high above lies a heaven of hockey balls that only the Lord of Hockey balls possesses and willonly give it to his ungrateful human beings once a year...could this be the very season of the falling hockey balls?

#2....Keenan can't count?

#3.... We might have taken revenge on the prince sithlords of suburbian hockey....sengkang punggol (primary school) for taking some of our balls....but wait their bal;ls are yellow....

#4...some servant thieves might have learnt their lessons from the jest of mr arul..and given back what they had...

.....you decide...where did they come from???

to find out the results stay tuned on tales of the missing hockey balls - where did the 3 balls come from? ...to purchase a copy, now a best seller not only in taj mahal,lake khalsa and mount scc...but also the fairyland CGS and now being sold to Highcourt Theresa.... go to your local hockey clubs near you....

Sunday, June 8, 2008

from tales of the missing hockey balls: where did they go....(insight to the possibilities of their whereabouts)

possibility #1....some servants of mr arul must have taken the lucrative balls from the black bag...

culprit #1: Samuel Lim

motive: revenge. Mr arul confiscated the crystal ball from the peak of mount SCC from samuel...and now mr arul has lost it...servant samuel hates mr arul for taking his ball....and will probably get back on him...

culprit #2: Keenan a.k.a FEK [(Fat Emo Korean)not a personal attack]

motive: it was he who was responsible for losing the crystal ball from the peak of mount scc... and so to compensate for his loss...samuel might have used the imperius curse to make keenan get the balls for him...after playing with arul's match ball in the 6 a side and dropping his balls...FEK has not learnt his lesson....

culprit #3: Mr.Kevin Nunis

motive: all i can say...."Good Vibrations"-beach boys

Culprit #4: Rishi

motive: to pay back the auntie at Tanglin CC for the debt he is in from eating all the fries...the auntie puts mr arul's hockey balls number on her list for alternatives for cash....and rishi has to stop this addiciton to tanglin fries (rough voice)

Culprit #5: Mr arul

Motive: to make the whole c div team get worried and enjoy the sight of seeing everyone drop their sticks and look for balls

stay tuned for more possilities of what happened to the hockey balls on....."tales of the missing hockey ball :where did they go?) now a bestseller on mount scc, lake khalsa and Taj mahal....to purchase a copy get in your local hockey ball stores near you

Extract from...."Tales of the missing hockey balls: where did they go?(volume 2)

1. Where is the umph in your hits?

2. One day we are going to run out of balls and we will have to play with stones

3. run 9 laps

4. 1st day: if any of you want to be a good hitter in the team..just tell me i'll give u a ball and u can go one corner and work on it..

2nd day: student," sir, i want to be a good hitter,can lend me a ball?"
mr arul," go find in mother nature"

5. akhilesh," kumarr..can change stick..my wooden stick can't hit.."
arul ," what's that? your stick can't hit? gott no difference i tell you i use wooden stick can hit better than you...some more yours composite... as if it makes a difference"
akhilesh," sir mine is wooden!"
arul "don't give me that crap..."
refferee chuckles to himself...

6. "ok the rules are...in fiesta we cannot hit...."
keenan," what!"
arul," you see now his balls drop"
keenan plays around with a match ball...
samuel," sir he's playing with ur balls..."


for more quotes...stay tuned to "tales of the missing hockey balls:where did they go? volume 3..."

Saturday, June 7, 2008

UNDER 15 update

under 15 is going for us like shit....

teck whye won us 2-0
northland won us at their homeground 6-0
sengkang won us 4-1 (sam and i are fighting for who scored that goal)
against ORA ...match postponed...

arul and nunis will keep us informed...and guys i tell u if if u want to do pro passes... learn fomr khalsa...they were awesome even though they slcked against SCC...thye won 2-1