another parody by joshua chan

joshua is at it again taking the song the trooper by iron maiden and making it the hawker!



You tackle me and I'll tackle you
You try and dribble but you won't get through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better side on there's no turning back.

The whistle sounds and the match begins
But on this hockey pitch no one wins
The smell of 100 Plus and their team's sweat
As they plunge on into certain death.

Their coach sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty clash of the hockey sticks
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades foul

We hurdle sticks that lay on the ground
And the goalie saves another shot
We get so near yet so far away
We were meant to win today.

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Rafflesian gets me in his sights
He strikes I feel the blow
His sudden sweep take my legs below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My team takes another short corner
And as I lay watching with Arul
They admit defeat with a parting groan.