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Under 15 match against ??? this monday 2nd june...3pm ccab (after training)

Trng at 11am to 1pm...

Tej is coming....kelmond might not be able to make it...abrar (as told by kelmond) can't make it coz he got some trip to somehwere in eruope co zhe ins ome humans thing.. the rest of em...kelmond and tej are informing...anyone got joshua prasad..or andre wong's number plz tell me....

Under 15 team...

TOURNAMENT: U15 BOYS

TEAM : SCC-SJI


1 Tej Singh
2 Ang ZhenYong Kelmond
3 Timothy Tan Joon Howe
4 Abd Hakkim b Abd Hasim
5 Muthukumaran s/o Govindarajoo
6 Joshua Prashad Lourdesamy
7 Andre Wong Zu Quan
8 Abrar Sayeed
9 Sim Jua Jie Darryl
10 Cheong Zhi Quan Samuel
11 Tong Coleman
12 Mhd Hassanal B Ruslan
13 Loo Wai Hong Darrel
14 Alexis Lee Yi Run
15 Akhilesh Dayal
16 S Suraendher Kumarr
17 Lim Shan Yao Samuel
18 Heng Zeng Kai
19 Lin Zheng Bryan
20 Gan Keenan Luke
21 Jeremy Wong Lai Fa
22 Xu Yiwen
23 Yap Jeter
24 Benjamin John Ming En
25 Dennis Henry


Manager______MR. K. ARUL______________Captain___KELMOND ANG_ZHEN YONG__________

Under 15 Tournament..

Okay guys...mr arul smsed me to say that the under 15 tournament is starting on coming MONDAY!...ok so don't forget MONDAY.... (according to scientists...it takes 3 times of saying something repeatedly fro it to go to your head...)

MONDAY U-15 Tournament
MONDAY U-15 Tournament
MONDAY U-15 Tournament

he told me if you want to see the fixtures go to www.shf.org.sg but for me it says internet explorer cannot display this page...god knows why???

And the team will be emailed to me by tmrw hopefully and it will be announced on the next training on Friday..

Season approaching...

ARUL QUOTE OF THE DAY "If we run out of balls,we'll be playing with stones"

I know lately there has been more parodies than stuff...so from now on a bit more "stuff".... so anyways just wanted to say that our group is quite hard...but good thing is we have never lost to any of our opponents in this group before mostly draws and a win...

Saints (we drew in 6 a side 1-1)
Teck Whye (we drew in 6 a side 0-0)
Loyang (won in 6 a side 4-0)

So...we have to work harder..and if we can win loyang which we should...then we must win one more team and hopefully draw the other to gurantee a place...teck whye is less skillful than saints...but they are fitter...6 a side was more of skill than stamina...so we dont know..and i felt our draw against saints was quite tyco..coz the shortcorner was damn unexpected and now we dunno what new things we can do??? Well just go back to basics...

By the way...arul's not coming for any of the trngs this week..and nunis might not come also but most probably yes... arul called me and said if nunis doesnt come also... run 6 laps around the track...play 2 sides...

Oh yeah and arul had like 20 over balls in the ball bag on monday and suddenly inside only got 3 or 4?!?!?! so i noe some of you "coup" them...but this time please don't...he topped up another 20....

ARUL QUOTE OF THE DAY "If we run out of balls,we'll be playing with stones"

Behind Nunis parody of behind blue eyes by the who

No one knows what it's like
To be the good coach
To be the pervert
Behind Nunis

No one knows what it's like
To be pocketless
To be Smoking
To wallets in my briefs

But my dreams
They aren't as dirty
As my stick seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My briefs are smelly
That's always good

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I rape you

No one sees my undies
except my wife
None of my stick or pants
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as dirty
As my stick seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My briefs are smelly
That's always good

When my stick hardens, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me you're a girl
Before I rape and molest you

If my undies tend to tear
Put my phone in my ass
If I shiver, please give me some pants
Keep me warm,let me have your Underwear

No one knows what it's like
To be the good coach
To be the pervert
Behind Nunis

Another parody...

joshua is at it yet again..this time he chooses to parody rock and roll hall of famers....The police...thier hit single..roxanne...to NORTHLAND! after what they did to us in the fiesta..(not saying this to all northland ppl but just that group)

Northland

Northland
You don't have to put on the red card
Those days are over
You don't have to every match want to fight

Northland
You don't have to play dirty with us tonight
Kick the sticks its funny
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Northland
You don't have to shout chee bye
Northland
You don't have to shout chee bye

Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)


I fouled you since I hate you
I would talk down to you
I have you to tell just how I feel
I don't care bout you with another kick

I know my mind is made up
So put away your green card
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Northland
You don't have to shout chee bye
Northland
You don't have to shout chee bye

Northland (You don't have to put on the red light)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (You don't have to put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)
Northland (Put on the red card)

Just wanted to share

this is what joshua did when he messed around with photoshop............................................................................................................INDIANA ARUL AND THE CRYSTAL BALL!!!!!!!

6 a side

well it was a good opening for us where we were with loyang...teck whye...orchid park and yuhua.. we didnt lose any of our matches but drew with teck whye 0-0... we won yuhua 6-0 where i think...yiwen score 2 0r 3 goals...akhi scored 1..bryan scored 1 and sam "scored" a penalty flick... coz they had no keeper and the penalty flcik was automaticallly counted...then we won loyang 4-0 with bryan scoring a dragflick coz of the shortcorner..where it was timed 2.34 seconds...then we won orchid park 3-0 with one shortcorner where i think "yiwen" scored...it was not a standard shotcorner....but a tactical one.....and i think yiwen scored another one...the other one i cant rmbr....then we were 2nd in our group my goal differences again coz teck whye won loyang 9-0... so they won us in goal differnences by 2 or 3..

then wednesday we were competing with saints...victoria and bukit view.. we were to win 2 matches to gurantee a place in the semis or win and draw one and hope we win on goal difference...we were off to a bad start when we lost to vs 2-0...then we drew with saints 1-1 where we were a goal down and then we had a shortcorner where sam pushed and i was suppose to stop and akhi was to hit..but instead sam pushed to yiwen and the saints were taken aback...yiwen took a sweep and it went to the other corner of the goal... hass was great too with wonderful saves...and then we won bukit view 3-2 where yiwen scored 1 and sam scored two reverse shots...but the best was his first goal when he reversed and it went over the keeper and into the goal...
we were rooting for vs to win saints....but instead vs put in their sec 1 team and saints won them 1-0...hence we lost...but we watched the whole tournament ...where sengkang emerged champs...raffles runner ups....saints 3rd and victoria 4th..

however we were also there to see other things like crescent girls' no 22...who can forget akhi's embarrassing moment when he asked her for her number and the whole lot fo them laughed like crazy and gave him a rong number...lol! jacked!....oh yah and mr arul got fined i think 30 bucks in all for bad parking...and when mr arul said there were rumours we are in the group of death for 11 a side..mr arul said..."u see keenan's balls drop already.." then keenan was bouncing the match ball and then akhi was like sir keenan's dropping ur balls...

sports fiesta

okay fiesta was pretty okay and went better than expected unlike other teams we did not have a first team a 2nd team and a 3rd team....ours was mainly like one captain per team and random picks so we did not have a best team and we all did not have keepers....instead we had ppl who never tried keeper be keeper....coz hassanal was playing for the sec 4 team where he rocked the show... and they got 4th... however we were not so fortunate... there were 3 teams each captained by akhilesh,bryan and kumarr....bryan's team scored a total of 5 points out of 5 games...meaning they won one,drew 2 and lost one....one of the matches where kumarr and keenan played for them as some of their members went already, which was against northland..their players were very rough,unfair and bastardly....this was coz when they were attacking...and their number 21 or 23 was with the ball, coleman ran towards him and the guy tripped and fell and coleman said sorry a 1000 and one times...and we even extended our hands to help him up and all said sorry...but it probably did not go through their skulls..coz they were out to avaenge us...there was one time when i was on the run with the ball and their captain cem towards me and pushed me super hard and when i fell and it was their ball the guy kicked my stick and took the hit...but the stupid pakistan ref was too blind i even shouted "ref! what's this?"....then they also disturbed bryan when he was not with the ball...there was one time when we had a shortcorner...and i was walking to the other side to take the push...they shouted cheebai! babi! and all that bullshit...btu the ref was blind and deaf again! it ended in a 0-0 draw and they were like...bye bye see u tmrw! we were like in our heads...fuck u u retarded shit... so tt was the end of tt group...now on kumarr(me)...WE GOT 7 POINTS..WE WON 2 LOST 2 and drew 1....we won 4-1 where sam score 3 goals and yiwen scoreed the other....and we won yuhua 1-0 where kumarr scored the shortcorner....and we lost to saints 2-0..and lost to northland 3-1 where sam scored..but we should have won coz the ref was screwed up ...just a jing over the stick was a lift in his books...and we drew 3-3 to teck whye where io think yiwen score 2 and sam scored 1.... we didnt qualify coz of goal count teck whye won us by 2 goals in all....but then akhi's team qualified with 3 wins and 1 loss ro ri...they got 9 points but some of his team mates left so some of use from the othe rteams joined in to play saints for the quarters where it was 0-0 even after 5 mins golden goal....so it was up to penalty flick(sudden death)...bryan scored...akhi scored...yiwen scored...adn it was up to joshua to score but he missed...but even if he scored it wouldnt have been counted coz he flicked before the whistle..but it was a good try...then sadly they scored against us with hakkem diving in the correct direction but sadly not fast enough... but at leats our sec 4 team made it to 4th...!

yet another parody by joshua chan!!!!

this time about mr Zul! a parody of hey jude by the beatles...


Hey Zul, don't make it bad
take a Mazon and make it better
Remember to play lots of hockey.
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Zul, don't be afraid
You were made to be a coach
The minute you learn how to hit
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain
Hey Zul refrain
don't carry the world whistle
For well you know that it's a fool
who runs with Pravin
By making his grip wear out faster
Na na na na na
na na na na

Hey Zul don't let me down
You have found us, now you must learn
Remember to help us to train,
then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in
Hey Zul begin
You're putting the captains together
And don't you know that it's just you
Hey Zul, you'll do
The judgement you need is in your whistle
Na na na na na
na na na na yeah

Hey Zul, don't make it bad
take a Mazon and make it better
Remember to learn the ten dribbles
Then you begin to make it better
Better, better, better, better, better, oh

Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, Hey Zul
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, Hey Zul
Na, na na na na na na
na na na na, Hey Zul

japanese baby singing hey jude

another parody by joshua chan

joshua is at it again taking the song the trooper by iron maiden and making it the hawker!



You tackle me and I'll tackle you
You try and dribble but you won't get through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better side on there's no turning back.

The whistle sounds and the match begins
But on this hockey pitch no one wins
The smell of 100 Plus and their team's sweat
As they plunge on into certain death.

Their coach sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty clash of the hockey sticks
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades foul

We hurdle sticks that lay on the ground
And the goalie saves another shot
We get so near yet so far away
We were meant to win today.

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Rafflesian gets me in his sights
He strikes I feel the blow
His sudden sweep take my legs below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My team takes another short corner
And as I lay watching with Arul
They admit defeat with a parting groan.

a dedication by joshua chan

joshua chan is up to it again...after making parodies with dillon keshvani he has now started to take on the song i am the walrus by the beatles and has turned it to i am the arul! enjoy...(the pweets are the whistle sounds) and btw i hope u noe the tune to i am the walrus..


I am black as you are white as you are me and we are all hawkers
See how he blows his whistle, see how they dodge
I'm blowing

Sitting on the ledge, Scolded by K. Arul
Where's my jersey, Keenan asks again
Boy, you must put stick down, you let a goal in

I am the Black man hooo!
They are the White men hooo!
I am the Arul hooo!
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet

Mister Lui, I want raise, how like this get first place
See how they flick balls in the sky , see how they jab
I'm blowing
I'm blow---ing
I'm blowing
I'm blow---ing

Yellow or Black, Arul says he is colour blind, I don't believe him
His hand's fucked up, like our band
Boy, must learn the ten dribbles, you let your teammates down

I am the Black man
They are the White men
I am the Arul
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet

Sitting in 425 for a team talk
If the sun don't come you get damn bored standing in the heavy rain

I am the Black man
They are the White men
I am the Arul
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet


Dodge left, spin, then the v
Don't you think you should be side on
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they hurt, by chops and hits, see how they cry
I'm blowing

Down twenty now, or you go run nine laps
Our captain's singing Shah Rukh Khan
Man, you should've seen him sweep through defense

I am the Black man
They are the White men
I am the Arul
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet
pwee,pwee,pwee
pwee,pwee
pwee,pwee
pwee,pwee, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…