another parody by joshua chan

joshua is at it again taking the song the trooper by iron maiden and making it the hawker!



You tackle me and I'll tackle you
You try and dribble but you won't get through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better side on there's no turning back.

The whistle sounds and the match begins
But on this hockey pitch no one wins
The smell of 100 Plus and their team's sweat
As they plunge on into certain death.

Their coach sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty clash of the hockey sticks
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades foul

We hurdle sticks that lay on the ground
And the goalie saves another shot
We get so near yet so far away
We were meant to win today.

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Rafflesian gets me in his sights
He strikes I feel the blow
His sudden sweep take my legs below.

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My team takes another short corner
And as I lay watching with Arul
They admit defeat with a parting groan.

a dedication by joshua chan

joshua chan is up to it again...after making parodies with dillon keshvani he has now started to take on the song i am the walrus by the beatles and has turned it to i am the arul! enjoy...(the pweets are the whistle sounds) and btw i hope u noe the tune to i am the walrus..


I am black as you are white as you are me and we are all hawkers
See how he blows his whistle, see how they dodge
I'm blowing

Sitting on the ledge, Scolded by K. Arul
Where's my jersey, Keenan asks again
Boy, you must put stick down, you let a goal in

I am the Black man hooo!
They are the White men hooo!
I am the Arul hooo!
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet

Mister Lui, I want raise, how like this get first place
See how they flick balls in the sky , see how they jab
I'm blowing
I'm blow---ing
I'm blowing
I'm blow---ing

Yellow or Black, Arul says he is colour blind, I don't believe him
His hand's fucked up, like our band
Boy, must learn the ten dribbles, you let your teammates down

I am the Black man
They are the White men
I am the Arul
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet

Sitting in 425 for a team talk
If the sun don't come you get damn bored standing in the heavy rain

I am the Black man
They are the White men
I am the Arul
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet


Dodge left, spin, then the v
Don't you think you should be side on
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they hurt, by chops and hits, see how they cry
I'm blowing

Down twenty now, or you go run nine laps
Our captain's singing Shah Rukh Khan
Man, you should've seen him sweep through defense

I am the Black man
They are the White men
I am the Arul
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet
pweet-pweet-pwee-peet
pwee,pwee,pwee
pwee,pwee
pwee,pwee
pwee,pwee, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

notice

okay... i yet to discuss this with bran and akhi and all... but i was thinkin why not pu some more intiative in the team and organize a match during recess every day.. and make sure at least 10 people are there.. so far the sec 1s are shwing much enthusiasm and we all appreciate it.. i hope it doesn't fade away... the people who most definitley have to come are....( cuase the have much potential but aren't practicing enough) shaun, jarette and xuan yi... these people are called coz they have alot of potential but are not putting in their most... i dunno but it's just my opinion..if there are any objections please be open...

why does mr arul hate coleman so much?

anyone got any idea? seriously all coleman did was get sick..with respiratory infection and get injured on one fine afternoon by akhilesh and he didnt come for 3 or 4 trngs and mr arul hates him coz he claims he's accident prone....thanks to mr arul forcing him to come down every trng coleman is passing down the virus... and maybe some would refer to the movie mr woodcock? It's okay coleman we are with you!

the a quotes

i dunno if it's bad or anything but is it okay if i post quotes by mr arul every week or something?

like..."when you got cones, who needs goals?"
or..."appa lah you"
or..." if you want to be a good hitter..just tell me I'll lend you a ball"
or..."over lap!"
or..."come on do the v dribble"

imagine if he was in wrestling... he will like come in with a whistle and keep beeping and his entrance music will be like "where is the passion?" and then glass shatters...and his favourtie foreign object will be the cones... and special move..." the last blow(whistle)".... his was cry "spurs all the way (desperatley)"

hey!

Finally the moment of truth has come and our captains have been announced.... i'm glad to say that akhilesh is our new captain! and bryan lin our new vice captain... it's so nice to finally know you have an official leader....

The best was akhilesh's reaction which is so priceless...hopefully samuel lim we can do a programme using your cam on people's impersonations of akhi's priceless reaction...

and btw the teams for the carnival before 6 a side is temporarily out but it's only decided by me and bryan.. the finalized team will be confirmed when akhi is back.

the team for bryan is...bryan,coleman,alexis,jeremy,joshua,jarett,ryan chee,denis
the team for akhi...akhi,zeng kai,keenan,arvinth,rishi,hakeem,wei yang,daniel
the team for kumarr is....kumarr,sam.lim,darell,jeter,benjamin,ryan t.,xuan yi,yiwen

the team was mainly decided as such so that each team will have one dribbler, one good defender, and the rest are a bit random but quite just so that it is fair...like kumarr's team has some of the best sec 1s but the majority are se 1s with oni sam, darell and kumarr being sec 2s..for akhi thee are more sec 2s and bryan's more sec 2s too. fro those who have not made it it's ok just work harder.

Strict shortcorner practice

ok... we need to make sure that our shortcorner must proceed every tuesday.if you are having an event i think you should be excused cause you might get injured.so these are the people who are expected to turn up for every Tuesday short corner training 1245 to 1400. If the soccer people get injured it is not our problem.

Hassanal- GK (if mr arul allows us to get the gear from the hockey cupboard)
Bryan-dragflicker
Samuel Lim- pusher/hitter
zeng kai-pusher
coleman- stopper
keenan-hitter
kumarr-stopper
darell-dragflicker
akhilesh-hitter

If the secondary ones want to turn up please do because i think jetter can push quite well and yiwen can hit very well...

Penalty Corner Training

Tuesday 12 45 to 14 00